You Can Have Whatever Car You Want For Free...

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12/08/2014 at 23:38 • Filed to: None

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...But the engine and electronics will be powered by kinja. Go.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:41

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ASTON MARTIN VANQUISH

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British, so it's common for it not to work, and at least It'll look pretty being towed all the time.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:42

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Solution


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:43

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Land Rover Range Rover P38. Kinja is still more reliable than Lucas.

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Kinja'd!!!  > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:43

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > 
12/08/2014 at 23:44

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I'm actually running Vista right now.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:44

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I live in Amish country, so with those reliability stipulations.... horse and buggy.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:45

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I'm betting that any residual effects from Lucas will create a failure stalemate with the upgraded Kinja electronics. In effect creating the most reliable car ever.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:45

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2015 S63 AMG..... that should get interesting lol


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12/08/2014 at 23:46

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Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:47

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I'll take an MGB. It will be an upgrade in the electrics department.


Kinja'd!!! Redd, the RX-7 that could > PS9
12/08/2014 at 23:47

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I think the strategy here would be to pick something that is already incomprehensibly unreliable (even moreso than kinja ideally), so that the kinja flaws don't impact the drivability.


Kinja'd!!! Redd, the RX-7 that could > 
12/08/2014 at 23:48

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Oh man, IT Crowd marathon here I come. Studying, see you tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > The Real Dacia Sandero
12/08/2014 at 23:49

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Wow were MGBs that bad? LOL


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > PS9
12/09/2014 at 00:06

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How many other cars have you seen burn to the ground in their owner's driveway?


The only two that come to mind are Ferraris and a neighborhood lady who had a fox body Mustang immolate itself.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > PS9
12/09/2014 at 00:06

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My usual answer of Tesla Model S here is definitely the wrong answer. Maybe a Model T?


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > PS9
12/09/2014 at 00:10

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Lucas Electrics are known as the prince of darkness...

When I buy an MGB, the first step in baselining the car will be a new wiring harness.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > BaconSandwich is tasty.
12/09/2014 at 00:13

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My grandmother had a Chrysler TC that accidentally one day in 1994.


Kinja'd!!! motusid > 
12/09/2014 at 01:19

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One of the better episodes from the third season this


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > PS9
12/10/2014 at 19:35

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It really was a fine OS... It just flamed by all the people running it on crappy ancient hardware, poor vendor support (Looking at NVidia!) and users who hate any form of security...


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > PS9
12/10/2014 at 19:38

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A Delorean DMC-12. Some days it won't run, some days it will outrun a Veyron, and randomly it might send me through time at 88mph.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > PS9
12/10/2014 at 19:43

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Because the craziness would only then be multiplied. One second you're doing 60, the next second 150 backwards up a mountain at night with no lights. This is perfect.